RAWWWRRRR — Jake, age 5 (dictated to mom)
Dizzy Dino
Rawr means "I love you" in dinosaur. And also "I'm on your toe."
Dizzy Dino went extinct 65 million years ago and came back as a toe puppet because the universe has a sense of humor. Features tiny felt spikes down the back (soft, obviously — we're not monsters), a permanently dizzy expression from the whole meteor situation, and stubby little arms that are even more useless at this scale. Kids love dinosaurs. Adults love dinosaurs but pretend they don't. Dizzy Dino doesn't judge. Dizzy Dino just wants to sit on your toe and forget about the asteroid.
Customer Reviews
Anatomically questionable but emotionally perfect. As a paleontologist I approve this toe puppet.
My kid told his entire class that dinosaurs aren't extinct because he has one on his toe. The teacher emailed me. Worth it.