I own a watch that costs more than a car and this $15 toe puppet brings me more joy. What does that say about me? Don't answer.
LuxuryLarry
Limited Edition
Golden Wiggler
(42)
$14.95 LIMITED
The Rolls Royce of toe puppets. For toes that demand the finer things.
Gold metallic thread exterior, velvet interior lining, premium fill, velvet presentation box with satin ribbon
One size fits most toes. Approx 3" tall. Worth its weight in gold (figuratively).
Quantity
1
Free shipping on orders over $35
30-day hassle-free returns
100% non-toxic, child-safe materials
Some toes are born great. Some toes have greatness thrust upon them. And some toes get the Golden Wiggler — the most premium, most absurd, most "I can't believe this exists" toe puppet ever made. Gold metallic thread. Velvet interior lining (yes, the inside of a toe puppet has velvet lining — we are not playing around). Comes in a tiny velvet box with a satin ribbon, like a jeweler who lost their mind in the best possible way. Limited to 250 pieces because exclusivity is the point and also because gold thread is expensive. Includes a certificate of authenticity signed by someone (us).
Customer Reviews
Gave it to my husband for Valentine's Day. He cried. Actual tears. For a toe puppet. We've been married 20 years and THIS is what got him.
GiftQueen_Nora
#87 of 250. Displayed in my home office. People ask about it. I explain. They buy one. This is how cults start.
WigglerCollector
