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Professor Wiggleton

$8.95

Tenured. Distinguished. On your toe. The most educated puppet in any room.

Premium cotton exterior, felt mortarboard cap (removable), embroidered glasses and bowtie
One size fits most toes. Approx 3" tall. IQ: immeasurable.
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100% non-toxic, child-safe materials

Professor Wiggleton has a PhD in Toe-ology from the University of Your Foot. Areas of expertise include wiggling theory, sock dynamics, and the philosophical implications of being a puppet. Comes with a tiny pair of embroidered glasses, a felt mortarboard cap (removable for casual Fridays), and the quiet confidence of someone who has published extensively in the field of being adorable. Office hours: whenever you wiggle your toe. Thesis topic: "On Being Small: A Comprehensive Study."

Customer Reviews

Based on 145 reviews
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I have a real PhD and this puppet has more authority in a room than I do. Bought 3 for my department.

ActualProfessor

I brought Professor Wiggleton to show and tell. Got extra credit. This puppet is carrying my academic career.

ScienceKid_Theo
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Science lessons have improved 400% since Professor Wiggleton joined the faculty (my living room).

HomeschoolHero

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