I have a real PhD and this puppet has more authority in a room than I do. Bought 3 for my department.
Professor Wiggleton
Tenured. Distinguished. On your toe. The most educated puppet in any room.
Professor Wiggleton has a PhD in Toe-ology from the University of Your Foot. Areas of expertise include wiggling theory, sock dynamics, and the philosophical implications of being a puppet. Comes with a tiny pair of embroidered glasses, a felt mortarboard cap (removable for casual Fridays), and the quiet confidence of someone who has published extensively in the field of being adorable. Office hours: whenever you wiggle your toe. Thesis topic: "On Being Small: A Comprehensive Study."
Customer Reviews
I brought Professor Wiggleton to show and tell. Got extra credit. This puppet is carrying my academic career.
Science lessons have improved 400% since Professor Wiggleton joined the faculty (my living room).