I AM THE NIGHT. I am also wearing a puppet on my toe in a cubicle. These things are not mutually exclusive.
DarkKnightRises_AtWork
Parody Characters
Bat-Toe
(167)
$9.95
The toe puppet Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Premium cotton exterior (darkest navy available), scalloped felt cape, pointed felt ears
One size fits most toes. Approx 3" tall. Ears add 0.5" of justice.
Quantity
1
Free shipping on orders over $35
30-day hassle-free returns
100% non-toxic, child-safe materials
Bat-Toe works alone. Bat-Toe needs no sidekick. Bat-Toe sits on your toe in brooding silence, contemplating justice and whether you remembered to clip your toenails. Comes in the darkest navy cotton we could find (we went through 47 fabric samples — this puppet has more R&D than some cars). Features tiny pointed ears, a felt cape with scalloped edges, and an expression that says "I have a plan for everything, including sitting on your toe." Pairs well with Darth Toeder for maximum brooding energy.
Customer Reviews
Bought Bat-Toe and Spider-Toe. Put them on adjacent toes. The crossover event nobody asked for and everyone needed.
DCvsMarvel_Both
It's so dark it disappears when I wear dark socks. I choose to believe this is a feature, not a bug.
MinimalistMike
