I can do this all day. And by "this" I mean wiggle my toes at coworkers while making eye contact.
FreedomFeet
Parody Characters
Captain Toe-merica
(178)
$9.95
With great toes comes great responsibility. Wait, wrong franchise.
Premium cotton exterior, felt shield accessory, embroidered star, reinforced seams
One size fits most toes. Approx 3" tall. Shield adds an extra 1" of freedom.
Quantity
1
Free shipping on orders over $35
30-day hassle-free returns
100% non-toxic, child-safe materials
Captain Toe-merica was frozen in a freezer (ours, by accident) and thawed out ready to defend your toes from boredom, bare feet, and the general malaise of modern life. Comes with a tiny felt shield that is purely decorative and will not actually protect your toes from coffee table corners. The star on his head is hand-embroidered. His jawline is felt. His commitment to justice is unmatched by any puppet, toe-based or otherwise. I could do this all day.
Customer Reviews
My kids staged an entire Civil War between their toes. I've never been more proud.
MarvelDad
Shield fell off once. Reattached it. This is my origin story.
SarcasticSam
