The sideburns are historically accurate. I checked. I have a spreadsheet. 5 stars.
ComicBookGuy_Real
Parody Characters
Toe-verine
(203)
$9.95 BESTSELLER
Three tiny claws. One bad attitude. The angriest toe puppet money can buy.
Premium cotton exterior, felt claws (soft, non-pointy), embroidered scowl, reinforced stitching
One size fits most toes. Approx 3" tall. Claws add 0.5" of attitude.
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Free shipping on orders over $35
30-day hassle-free returns
100% non-toxic, child-safe materials
Bub. Pal. This is Toe-verine. He's the best there is at what he does, and what he does is sit on your toe looking extremely irritated about it. Features three tiny felt claws (completely harmless, unlike the character we are definitely not referencing), a permanent scowl embroidered by someone who really understood the assignment, and sideburns. On a toe puppet. Sideburns. He heals from every wash cycle. He's the best at what he does, and what he does is laundry-safe.
Customer Reviews
Wore it to a Zoom meeting. Held my foot up during my presentation. Got promoted. Correlation is not causation but I'm not taking it off.
OfficeRebel_Dave
My teenager said "that's actually fire" which I'm told is the highest compliment available.
MomOfNerds
As an IP attorney I can confirm this is legally distinct enough. As a person I can confirm this is extremely funny.
LawyerLarry
