Parody Characters

Spider-Toe

$9.95

Does whatever a spider-toe does. Spins a web? No. Sits on your toe? Absolutely.

Premium cotton exterior with embroidered web pattern, reinforced elastic grip
One size fits most toes. Approx 3" tall. Sticks to toes, not walls.
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Free shipping on orders over $35
30-day hassle-free returns
100% non-toxic, child-safe materials

With great toes comes great responsibility, and Spider-Toe takes that responsibility very seriously. Well, as seriously as a 3-inch puppet can. Features hand-stitched web pattern across the entire body (our seamstress deserves a medal), tiny embroidered eyes that somehow convey both heroism and existential dread, and the ability to cling to your toe through anything — running, jumping, or anxiously bouncing your leg during meetings. No radioactive spiders were involved. Just really good elastic.

Customer Reviews

Based on 189 reviews
Verified

Toe-ingle. Toe-ingle. Does whatever a spider-toe does. I've been singing this for a week. My family is concerned.

FriendlyNeighbor
Verified

I'm a web developer and this is now my mascot. Get it? Web? I'll see myself out.

WebDeveloper_Ironic

my dad got me this and i love it so much i made him a toe puppet out of tape and he wore it to work — Mia, age 6

KidReview_Mia

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