The Force is strong with this toe. I wore it to a convention. People bowed. I let them.
Darth Toeder
I find your lack of toe puppets... disturbing.
Join the dark side. We have toe puppets. Darth Toeder breathes heavily (you'll have to make the sound yourself, but trust us, you will). Features a tiny cape that actually swishes when you walk, a helmet so detailed our seamstress needs glasses now, and an overwhelming aura of menace for something 3 inches tall on your second toe. "I am your toe puppet." — Darth Toeder, probably. The cape is detachable for formal occasions.
Customer Reviews
The cape. Swishes. When. You. Walk. I am not okay and I don't need to be.
Told my son "I am your father" while wearing this on my toe. Peak parenting achieved. I can retire now.
Hello there. (This is the only review I need to write. You know what I mean.) (General Toe-nobi when??)