I crossed my toe-arms (wiggled them?) and whispered "I am no man" to my pinky toe. This puppet changes you.
WonderFan_Diana
Parody Characters
Wonder Toe-man
(154)
$9.95
Truth, justice, and the toe puppet way. Lasso not included (too small).
Premium cotton exterior, embroidered golden tiara, star-patterned fabric, metallic thread accents
One size fits most toes. Approx 3" tall. Tiara adds 0.25" of royalty.
Quantity
1
Free shipping on orders over $35
30-day hassle-free returns
100% non-toxic, child-safe materials
Wonder Toe-man has arrived and she is not here to play. Well, she is, literally — she's a toy — but the attitude is serious. Features a tiny golden tiara (embroidered, but it catches the light like it means it), red and blue star-spangled outfit, and the unwavering gaze of someone who could bench-press a tank but chooses instead to sit on your toe. The lasso of truth was too small to manufacture at this scale, so instead she comes with the Elastic of Mild Honesty. Each puppet is hand-stitched by someone who really understood the assignment.
Customer Reviews
My daughter wears it to karate class. Her sensei asked where to get one. Warrior recognizes warrior.
GirlDad_Marcus
Bought it for myself. I am a 42-year-old man. She sits on my big toe during important calls. She gives me strength.
FeministFred
